Score: 10

"The most epic, fbf, angled stick fight of all hist"

submission: Yoyo vs Chuck

date: November 19, 2009

...ory.

Epic win across the board.

Score: 4

"Please, make it end!"

submission: T E T R I S ' D 2

date: October 7, 2009

Boooring!

This is supposed to be action? I would prefer if this were in "music video." Otherwise this flash just defiles the action namesake.

Not to say that I hate that Tetris song, but hearing it outside the game is nothing short of torture.

The stick figure's "acrobatics" were poorly animated and looked more like bad choreography than fighting. Also, the fact that a stick figure was used shows me laziness on the animator's part. Really, this entire vid was a bunch of graphics moving around a screen in unison with some music--the most basic function of a "video."

Also, the plot is lame. If there is any.

I do commend the effort and the original premise. The execution, however, is just plain boring. Please make the next one... well, better.

Score: 2

"It sucked."

submission: Sonic V.S Mecha Sonic

date: August 1, 2009

If this is what you can pull up in two hours, you're probably pretty average.

It sucked, period. Bad animations, poor dialogue, even worse screenplay; the list goes on and on. IT. SUCKED.

My suggestion? Try spending more than two hours on your work.

Score: 9

"FANTASTIC."

submission: Super Mario 63

date: July 12, 2009

What a superb game. Seriously. I think this is probably the best Mario game I've ever played, period. The storyline and cutscenes were great, the toads were hilarious, and best of all, the levels were FUN AS FREAKING HELL. Nintendo should hire you on their development staff for their next 2D Mario venture; you've got the skills to put even those professionals to shame.

The level designer is an ingenious idea, but I never really got into it. Perhaps if it directly contributed to how I did on the regular levels (say I could earn extra lives or something by completing one of my own custom levels), then I might be more interested. But the fact that there is one is a plus by itself. On the downside, the actual process of placing tiles and items is a bit painstaking, and I also noticed that whenever I quit the level designer I would get sent back tot he main menu, even though I entered it through the main game. I lost about twenty extra lives this way. T_T

There's also some control issues, though most of them are minor; diving can't be undone in mid-air (thus making the idea of aerial combat impossible), and sometimes Mario would start running without me double-tapping forward. Spinning also has a random delay on it, so overall playing with Mario doesn't feel quite as smooth as in his official games.

That said, I don't think I've ever had more fun with a 2D platformer--especially on Newgrounds! :D (Step over FPA 2.) This is a wonderful fan-made game and I'd love to play it over again. It gets all my fives and moar. MOAR. I WANT MOAR!

Nothing else to say except WHERE IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM ARE YOSHI AND LUIGI!?

Score: 9

"Butthurt"

submission: 20 Hit Combo

date: July 7, 2009

That was admittedly full of win. Only reservation: the 'replay' button should restart the flash automatically, since it is intended to be watched over and over and over and over again.

Score: 9

"Can Not Unsee."

submission: Cooking Sama

date: June 13, 2009

I think this is the first animation I've seen that DOESN'T need more desu. Good show!

Score: 10

"Terkoiz is now my Jesus, RIP."

submission: Yoyo vs FLLFFL

date: May 14, 2009

And hyun, I've now got my eye on you. Fuggin' epic, you two; well done, encore, bravo.

Score: 10

"Utterly addictive"

submission: Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman

date: February 9, 2009

I started this just to see what the game was about... that was two hours ago. This game just shaved off part of my life. :P

It's FUGGIN ADDICTIVE! Such a simple concept, executed beautifully. I don't care that the graphics aren't up to par or that there is only one music track; this game was as fun as fun could get.

And that last boss was genius! GENIUS!!

Domo~

Score: 10

"Laughed my ass off. Literally."

submission: Walk in the Woods

date: February 8, 2009

Graphics, ace; audio, "Nya-nya, nya-nya!"; and the rest of that technical shit, +1.

The only thing I have to say about the story is that it was utterly hilarious, period.

Score: 7

"*is scarred for life*"

submission: Fucking Kids!

date: February 8, 2009

Lemme give it to you straight: I hated the "climax" of this animation. You know what I'm talking about. I'm not gonna judge it; I just didn't like it and that was all.

That said, I enjoyed the rest of this flash very much. From the start, everything from the graphics to the music had me hooked. Big kudos to you there.

And in a way, the ending kind of defined this flash as it is! Even though I hated it, I wouldn't change it for anything. Weird, huh?

Well, a seven's as high as I'm willing to go. I don't think this thing should be banned at all, just people should approach it with caution.