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Epic lolz and a round of applause.

Captain Planet destroying the planet? Golden.

And as usual, Sexual-Lobster's dialogue is way top-notch. Keep 'em coming, man, I love this stuff.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

Boring. Uninspired. Etc.

Not the worst flash I've seen, but lame nonetheless.

+ Choreography is...not bad, actually.
+ Sprites are poor quality. Kudos for the effort and variety, though.
- Animation is choppy as shit.
- Dialogue is terrible. And the story? Hah.
- Music is uninspired (try something that WASN'T used in MKvsSF; there's TONS of songs out there).

Overall, pretty low-calibur flash, but like I said, not the worst I've seen. Keep trying.

bhograj responds:

thanks for comment

Please, make it end!

Boooring!

This is supposed to be action? I would prefer if this were in "music video." Otherwise this flash just defiles the action namesake.

Not to say that I hate that Tetris song, but hearing it outside the game is nothing short of torture.

The stick figure's "acrobatics" were poorly animated and looked more like bad choreography than fighting. Also, the fact that a stick figure was used shows me laziness on the animator's part. Really, this entire vid was a bunch of graphics moving around a screen in unison with some music--the most basic function of a "video."

Also, the plot is lame. If there is any.

I do commend the effort and the original premise. The execution, however, is just plain boring. Please make the next one... well, better.

KobraEditing responds:

Hmm...I wasn't planning to, but perhaps I will leave it open for a 4th...just for you. I do like trilogies though.

It sucked.

If this is what you can pull up in two hours, you're probably pretty average.

It sucked, period. Bad animations, poor dialogue, even worse screenplay; the list goes on and on. IT. SUCKED.

My suggestion? Try spending more than two hours on your work.

S-E5000 responds:

This is old work dude.
My friend challenged me to see what I could pull off in 2 hours.

Besides look at the date submitted.

Easily one of the ost disgusting things on NG

To be perfectly honest, I disliked this very much. I found it utterly disgusting and hardly even worth a laugh. The animation was good, along with the music, but for the most part I couldn't stand having to sit through this. I wouldn't recommend this to anyone unless they specified that they wanted to see one of the most disgusting flash animations on the web.

And why on earth is this in the "action" genre? If that is supposed to be one of the extra jokes, then this really does make poop look good.

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

actually, i don't know why it's in action either. that's not what i clicked and i can't change it.

Phew, it's finally over!

This movie was funny from time to time. The real comeback factor is the concept. It's just great!
But, I have to say that if you had put in even one more minute, I would've given this a 6 no question.
The reason is the graphics. This stuff really looks like one of the blammed submissions. And the fact that it's that long only means that those poor graphics had to strip naked for longer than usual. They STINK!
But otherwise, this was a fairly well done flash. Give yourselves a pat on the back, you Bitey killers :P!

RSQViper responds:

The graphics DO NOT look like blammed graphics, get real, man. That's just insane.

And, yeah, we killed Bitey. He had it coming for bouncing that thing around on his head in his first movie.

I was expecting good things...

I mean, humor is humor. But this isn't funny. I think you actually did some blind humor here or something. Regardless, the only thing I'll give you props for is the nice opening theme song and the graphics. I stopped watching at the exact point where Dumbledore starting chanting spells and don't expect me to finish. Maybe this is funny, but my sense of humor went on vacation. Take the 4 and embrace it, that's as high as I want to go.
And btw, you actually have some potential, so please try to be a little less "naked" and compose yourself. I really did wanna laugh with this.

RSQViper responds:

Did you know it's against NG rules to review something you didn't fully watch?

For true it is.

Also, you might was well have finished watching. I didn't show anything. She just floated there like that.

And the spells are the best part!

Hm, not bad.

The animations were obviously half-ass.
But there are several things worth watching in this flash. The timing for every...picture (?), was perfect, so at least you didn't make a complete fool of the graphics. The song was somehow quite catchy and funny, and, while I hate to admit this, I almost got hypnotized! Sadly, I couldn't watch it to the end, the song got lame after a while. But I couldn't make it to the end, it got boring after a while :/. But good show, I enjoyed it for what it was worth!

CorellonL responds:

:D Yeh, art's not my strong point, and I don't have a tablet. The timing was the hardest part. The end is nothing really speical, and I think the last gem was the part where Picard is unclothed and says "Uhh, you'll have to call again. I'm... not dressed properly." :D Thanks for the positive reviews on what really counts for me, I know I'm a bad artist.

Regardless of what people say

This is very, very original. I think it's a good example of the kinds of things you can do with flash. The music was admittedly catchy. I don't like the whole PeeWee playhouse vibe that's goin' on, personally, but there were some funny moments. Still, this one is too much of an oddball for a full 10, but please keep it up; Newgrounds needs some more "All Audiences" that don't suck.

FarFromSubtle responds:

Thanks for giving us a chance dude!

Stay Awesome!

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